February 2012
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He-Gassen
If you know anything about me, you know nothing cracks me up more than a fart joke.
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Contestants spend 5 minutes in an fMRI, loving someone as hard as they can.
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“I refuse to go back to not liking who I was.”
– Childish Gambino Not Going Back
January 2012
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I’m going to eat allllllllllll the feelings.
Interviewer: Have you heard from Ryan Gosling since you told Rolling Stone that he came up to you at a Jamba Juice but you shut him down because you didn't recognize him?
Aubrey Plaza: I actually did hear from him one time. He invited me to a magic show through someone else, and I couldn’t go because I had to go to this charity thing for Amy, and it was like, "bros before hos," or "hos before bros," however that phrase goes. I just rhymed a lot. So, yeah. I don’t know what’s in store for me and him. I think he has a girlfriend, but maybe I’ll murder her someday and we’ll be together forever.
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December 2011
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An adorable man with a cute face bought me a sonic screwdriver that is also a real screwdriver for Christmas. That is what I call true love.
